My favorite book of languages - How to speak Zombie!

Hi, I should be reading 'The talented Mr. Ripley' but.... I prefer other one: How to speak ZOMBIE....

It's a really good-fantastic-amazing book! 

Next I copy us a chapter.... not the best chapter but one of my favorite of them.

5. At the dog Park

It's unclear just what zombies get out of dog ownership. Sure, a vestigial human-canine bond seems to endure, for a while. But as the zombies continue to decay, they "ripen" and we all know how dogs feel about bones. Still, the dog park serves a role much the same as it did in the pre-zombies days, as neighbors and their pets gather to meet, greet, and, in this case, eat one another....

OTHER USEFUL PHRASES

SSSSUuuuuuuuuwwwwrHHHHH 

"SIT"

PPPPuuuuuaaaahhhhuuuuuwwwRRRHHHH"

"Put down that hand"

It's better when you can hear it, but I cheer you to buy the book! only a few euros to have a good time.

Una penita que solo esté en inglés eh! XD